Please spell 'telephone'

My, oh, my, that word's so moronic

I could cry, I want words that bland (Mister Coneybear)

Semper fi, I feel supersonic (Spell 'hospital')

That is why I despise this game

Life is random and unfair

Life is pandemonium (Staphylococcus)

That's the reason we despair

Life is pandemonium

Life is pandemonium

Life is pandemonium, life is pandemonium (Broccoli)

I knew that word (I knew that word)

I knew that word

God damn it

It is such a calamity

Where should we begin?

The best spellers

Don't necessarily win (Life is pandemonium, life is pandemonium)

Set your sights

I am on a mission (Miss Park, antediluvian)

We have rights

We have rights

That's why we complain (Mister Garvey, halitosis)

Damn, life bites

But I like competition (Miss Astrophsky, schematic)

In these lights

Can you feel our pain? (Somebody spell 'crayon)

Crayon?

Life is random and unfair

Life is pandemonium

That's the reason we despair

Life is pandemonium, life is pandemonium

Life is pandemonium, life is pandemonium (Dinosaur)

I knew that word (I knew that word)

I knew that word

God damn it

It is such a calamity

Where should we begin?

The best spellers

Don't necessarily win

They don't win, they don't win, they don't win (Life is pandemonium)

No, they don't

Life is random and unfair

Life is pandemonium, life is pandemonium

Life is pandemonium, life is pandemonium

Life is pandemonium, life is pandemonium

Life is pandemonium

Yes, it is, yeah