Slime

The man is in the house We bout' to shut it down Every time I step up in this club I make it bounce Don't fuck with small amounts I buy it by the pound And when we pulling up Boy that Lambo making sound Got that Rollie on my wrist You know I had to flex And I got those twin chains Ice climbers on my neck Now your girl want a drink It's cool, I got the check I throw a couple bands Now she's showing me respect (Now she's showing me respect) She wanna know where I get this money How I ball so hard She wanna know what I do To afford these clothes And these dope ass cars She said, "Are you an actor? Or a model?" I get the waitress And we pop some more bottles She keeps asking, won't let it go Looks like I really have to let this girl know I told her I make slime Slime, slime, slime, slime, slime Candy D.I.Y.s Post that shit on YouTube Children can't believe their eyes Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes Yelling loud as shit Got that family-friendly content I don't get demonetized She was understandably put off by that 'Till I show her my million subscriber plaque Now I'm feeling like David Dobrik 'Cause I got her in the Tesla And her friends are in the back Next thing you know, Now we drinking at the crib It ain't too long 'till I get shorty in my bed Slip into something more comfortable And now I'm back And she's looking at my YouTube channel "Wait, don't do that." She wanna know where I get this money How I ball so hard She wanna know what I do To afford these clothes And these dope ass cars She's checking out my videos She sees me yelling I'm going crazy 'bout the merch that I'm selling Now I'm dabbing And eating spicy foods I can't tell if she's impressed or disgusted But she's checking out my slime Slime, slime, slime, slime, slime Life hack D.I.Y.s Post that shit on YouTube Children can't believe their eyes Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes Yelling loud as shit Got that family-friendly content I don't get demonetized I don't get demonetized There is nary a doubt I am the Slime King But I feel so alone Will you be my slime queen? I can't tell you how long I've searched I won't even make you buy my merch Unless you wanna buy my merch You're totally free to do so It is soft as hell But it only comes in youth sizes And there's no refunds No refunds