(It's) Hairspray

And now, broadcast live in front of a live studio audience For the first time from the certified, up to code, WYDT Studio It's The Corny Collins Miss Hairspray Spectacular He's Corny Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray What gives a girl Power and punch? Is it charm, is it poise? No, it's hairspray What gets a gal Asked out to lunch? Is it brains, is it dough? No, it's hairspray If you take a ride With no can at your side Then your flip will be gone With the wind But if you spray it and lock it You can take off in a rocket And in outer space Each hair will be in place Why take a chance When you get up and dance? If you twist, I insist You use hairspray And tell your mother Her head, she should smother With Ultra Clutch faithfully So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette Just take my advice and you might just get The only thing better than hairspray that's me Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do-wah Forget the milkman The only thing better than hairspray Hairspray, wow That's me What makes a man Reach out and touch? Ultra Clutch So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette, ooh Just take my advice and you might just get You might just The only thing better than hairspray, that's me Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do-wah He's Corny Collins The only thing better than hairspray Hairspray, wow! That's me Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah, do wah Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one Ska-doo-dle-e-ya