Best Friend

Remember when you broke up with your crazy ex? God, I'm glad you've finally gotten over them Only took about a hundred million texts God, I swear that kid was such a narcissist Everybody knows I love you so, so, so, so much 'Cause every time they ask I always tell, tell, tell, tell them That's my, that's my best friend That's my, that's my right hand That's my gonna throw up in the bathroom, but still love them Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my best friend, best friend That's my, that's my lifeline That's my ride or die, like That's my say I hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my Baby, you're my Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you If we're both still single by, like, 32 And I bet that's gonna end up being true 'Cause I hate, like, everyone except for you Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2 a.m.? Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge? You're just as psycho as me Just as sick inside the head So when they ask, I've always said That's my, that's my best friend That's my, that's my right hand That's my gonna throw up in the bathroom, but still love them Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my best friend, best friend That's my, that's my lifeline That's my ride or die, like That's my say I hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my Baby, you're my Why do you keep calling me? You're kidding What? Who? Are you kidding? Oh my God, oh, no, no, no, don't respond! Don't respond, don't respond (baby, you're my) Yeah, I'll be there in ten minutes