I Ain't Gay

I ain't gay but I do gay stuff

Like fucking dudes in the back of my truck

A little ass slap don't mean I'm queer

I just suck some dick when I drink my beer

Ain't nothin' wrong with a little squeeze

It don't mean shit if you're on your knees

I love my guns and I have my rights

And I fuck dudes on Friday nights

I ain't gay I just love my bros

And takin' back shots in camo clothes

I watch football and I spit my chaw

And stroke my buddy in the bathroom stall

I ain't gay, now hear me out

I just like men and I say it proud

We hit the lake in cut off jeans

Rub each other down with sunscreen

He grabs my waist, I slap his ass

We're just two men who like to smash

We share a tent and share a chew

I suck his dick, but just us two

Don't call it gay, don't make it weird

It's just what bros do with a couple beers

I ain't gay I just love my bros

And takin' back shots in camo clothes

I watch football and I spit my chaw

And stroke my buddy in the bathroom stall

I ain't gay, now hear me out

I just like men and I say it proud

I ain't gay now that's the truth

Now bend on over and I'll show you proof