I Do Everything!

Do you play the keys? I can play that Do you play the sax? I can play that too Do you play the marimba? I can play that Do you play the cymbals? I can play that too Do you play the tuba? I can play that Do you play the trombone? I can play that too Do you play the trumpet? Nah, Brasstracks But if we talkin' harpsichord, I play that too 'cause Everything's every damn thing, I do everything, yeah, yeah (I say) everything's every damn thing, I do everything, yeah, yeah 'Cause I do this, I do that, they gon' dance and they gon' clap I do this, I do that, they gon' dance and they gon' clap Just because everything's every damn thing, I do everything, yeah Hol' up Uh, 23 with a money tree Uh, yeah, listen, sixth grade, met a girl, got curved, kinda hurt, but I learned she loved that sax Begged mom and I learned got good, real good, first chair and I got her back Self-taught radio every day 'til the day that girl stopped lovin' me So I say, "Why you stop?" She said, "Jamie Foxx funny, man" and I played those keys So I played those keys Snuck into church and I slayed those keys Kicked outta class 'cause they hatin' on me Never let a man put a grade on me I just want her heart I don't care about that grade or thing, I just need that girl near me So I learned and I learned, I swear I'm the best ever I swear I'm a legend, I'ma get whatever I want, girl, I say that (Everything's every damn thing I do everything, yeah) 23 with a money tree (Everything's every damn thing I do everything, yeah) Where'd the bass go? Hit me Everything's every damn thing, I do everything, yeah Everything's every damn thing, I do everything yeah Everything's every damn thing I do everything (ayy, yeah) I say, everything's every damn thing, I do everything yeah, yeah 'Cause I do this, I do that, they gon' dance and they gon' clap I do this, I do that and they gon' dance and they gon' clap Just because everything's every damn thing, I do everything, yeah Yeah, that's right I did the beat, I did the singing, I did the sax I did the drums, the hi-hats, I did the triangle I done told you, I do it all, everything I'm the best ever Who cares what your favorite is? I is now, I did it, oo Stop the song if you want If you a real fan you gon' let me run it back 'Cause it's my birthday 'Cause I'm 23 'Cause I do what I want I don't want this on radio Yeah, yeah, oo, uh Just the fire, uh Do it again baby I do everything I do, I do, I, I do everything I do, I do, I, I do everything, yeah, yeah, uh Do you play the drums? I can play that Do you play the violin? I can play that too What about harmonica? I can play that What's good with the maracas? I can play that too How 'bout the xylophone? I can play that How 'bout electric guitar? I can play that too How 'bout the sousa-sousaphone? I can play that Didgeridoo and triangle? I can play that too 'cause Everything's every damn thing, I do everything, yeah, yeah (I say) Everything's every damn thing, I do everything, yeah, yeah 'Cause I do this, I do that, they gon' dance and they gon' clap I do this, I do that, and they gon' dance and they gon' clap Just because everything's every damn thing, I do everything, yeah Yeah, it's, uh, 23 years man It's been fan-tan-tan-tastic, ah, I do what I love for a living and it's amazing I'm gonna go get a tattoo If my mom hears that I'm not getting a tattoo I'm going to get a Bible protector for my Bible to make sure it doesn't get rained on Alright, gotta, gotta go Send me money 'cause um, you know, that's the- Whoop, whoop, that's your girl calling, she's in love with me But I am getting a Bible protector 'cause I don't even know how I got her number I don't know, get out of my phone, get out of my phone, girl Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho) Hey-de-hey-de-hey-de-hey (Hey-de-hey-de-hey-de-hey)