Client Convo

Nutt'n nah gwaan fi dem enuh bredda Si dem sitt'n a beat out Yeah dawg, line up some new sitt'n, bumborassclaat Yeah Pa, dem yah look fresh Pussyclaat, new duppy Wul on deh, dial dat Hi, pleasant day my name is Blake (hi) I'm just wondering how you're doing, Mr. Gray? (good) It's so wonderful to hear you're doing great But did you know you win a million today? (how?) In the lotto sweepstakes (you're kidding?!) But hear me out, this is how you get pay (what?) Listen to me, your check is on the way (what?) But you gotta pay a fee, is that ok? (yes!) Everybody a chop now Me mek Union lock down Custom whips, bussdown Fuck when di new Benz drop down Seh, chop-chop-chop now Cyaa' stop mi MOCA, not now (no) Not not not now Nah-nah-nah-not not now Are you now able to pay the fee? (yes) Ok, this is what I want you to do for me (what?) Did you say there's a Western Union down the street? (yes) Ok, I need for you to send us the money (how much?) It's just a little small fee, 35 thousand US But today you send three (are you crazy?) Sir, I want you to listen to me You're gonna get it all back, so you don't need to worry (ok) Everybody a chop now Me mek Union lock down Custom whips, bussdown Fuck when di new Benz drop down Seh, chop-chop-chop now Cyaa' stop mi MOCA, not now (no) Not not not now Nah-nah-nah-not not now (I did not receive my package) Sir, calm down, did you check the tracking? (I tried to call your number but the call keep on dropping) How dis yah man a chat suh man like seh him nyam crotches? Ok, let me gone pull it up for you It is showing there right here, it's a quarter past two (I did not see anybody, are you taking me for fool?) Weh di fuck duh dah eediat yah man? (what?) No it's all cool I can help you get the money by today But the delivery truck is already back in the state Now the company is saying there's another fee to pay Could I get your credit card information, is that OK? (Ok I'm gonna give you it, give me a second, wait) (40-30-38-39-60-48-23) All your grandkids is doing great? Are you a Christian? I'm a Christian, bow your head and let us pray Everybody a chop now Me mek Union lock down Custom whips, bussdown Fuck when di new Benz drop down Seh, chop-chop-chop now Cyaa' stop mi MOCA, not now (no) Not not not now Nah-nah-nah-not not now