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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Wouldn't have wasted my time And could've saved the pick-up line Didn't have to go buy your drinks that night Or go and ask for your number Wait a week to call ya Or wait to meet your mother I wonder What if we skipped the wait The fancy dinner dates And all the hallmark holidays, yeah Skip ten anniversaries To get down on one knee What if I knew in time you'd leave me What if We never waited And skip a couple pages What if we made Long story short End all the awkward stages And honeymoon phases We could've made Long story short Long story short I'd say go see where she's from Then wait a year as a rule of thumb Before you can call it love Our love, oh, god We say to just take it slow We say to see where it goes What if I would've known When I said hello I would've skipped the wait The moving to my place Pretend to love your friends I hate Skip years of little fights Sun-drunk and Friday nights Why did you wait to say goodbye? What if We never waited And skip a couple pages What if we made Long story short End all the awkward stages And honeymoon phases We could've made Long story short Long story short Long story short The more I think about it All those conversations we had I wanted little ones to look like you and not like their dad Oh, you could've pretend to be grandma and grandpa Think about it All those conversations we had And what if We never waited Girl, why did you cut Long story short End all the awkward stages And honeymoon phases We could've made Long story short Long story short Long story short