Merryland

(Zel, this shit crazy) They used to call me a menace (they used to call me a menace) Uh Rah Why the man get jealous? (Jealous) I'm good in my hood, of course, from young my school used to call me a menace Screws in my head stay tight like a terrace (like a terrace) If I get screw loose when I ain't in booth, better pass me a cup full of Henness' (Henness') When I get irate, put Mr. Pakrunka's head on the map like Venice Venice, Venice, Italy My old friends are sick of me (they sick) Told me we were on the same wavelength, but I ain't see no symmetry (nah) I approach them civilly But that's dead like chivalry (it's dead) Snakes in sync like symphonies Now they can't get my sympathy (they can't) But they still get empathy, uh, respectfully (respectful) I feel for the yutes that ain't no friend of me, allegedly Answer the phone like, "What do you want?" They say, "Well, what's that meant to mean?" (What?) Said, "You're only cool when you want somethin', so let's skip all the pleasantries" Say they don't want nothin', now I feel bad They say, "Exactly" (exactly) "Cristale, you changed, girl, once upon a time you were the Cody to my Zachary" (you were) Call dropped real quick, nothin' but favours when a person Snap me (favours) It's art when a man move crafty End up with a knife in your back like Stanley End up with a knife in your back like kitchen drawers and you gotta start kickin' jaws (kickin') Got a nigga knocked out on the kitchen floor, why that nigga start twitchin' for? (He's twitchin') When the plug got stained he lost his bread, ain't clocked that he's missin' more (he's missin') Cah he got OD as his younger, actin' like he never seen shit before (he lyin') Little nigga had a lot of shit to see What don't kill you makes you stronger, didn't think a nigga took it literally Head held up all miserably Told myself I'd never let a world like this shampoo and condition me Kids do school all digitally Was top of my class in literacy Told Miss Callaghan fuck geography cah I'm finna make history Real potty mouth from early, couldn't get saved by Listerine Need somethin' strong like Dettol or bleach, man, it coulda been a Mister Clean Real Bad Bree was a mentor too, had merits and misdemeans (misde-) Merits and misdemeanours, sister's mean and her mister's meaner (meaner) Cali' in the zoobie like Pasadena, turn a good man to a leaner Bro say, "Cris, three gyal over there, say them just want suck off me john like Cena" Figure eight, she fleeker Venus, Serena Serena Williams Bro Fresh Prince like William (William) Rum inna mi cup taste brilliant, brilliant Party full up of civilians Paigon, show face in mi party, keep one eye pon mi opp like Minions (Minions) Yardie shubeen come different, mi nuh need no ID like M1llionz (don't need it) They pree, they pree Look at the ground if it's me they see (it's me) Flock of these birds on the side of the road, because I'm the real deal, they flee (I'm comin') Ask all the ones that's still in my life if I'm ride or D-I-E (ride or D) Had to cut the loose ends out of my way, they were movin' like CID (them feds) Can't put my trust in any han' (any han') But the bad-bad Bs trust any man (any man) Worse if the any man got Henny, man Then she gon' love every man like many man (all of them) Knows that she ain't no homebody-body, gyal a real yardgyal like Shelly-Ann Ain't Christmas but all of them merry man Sis don't give the cookie out like Marylands