That’s Texas

My redneck mother sang "Redneck Mother" Cookin' us kids somethin' to eat Daddy drank tequila like Pancho Villa When the Cowboys won or they got beat But that's Texas Mm That ol' Lone Star gravel make an old truck rattle Like a get-ya-boot bit stepped-on snake Lord, have mercy that ground gets thirsty Better buy a Resistol or find some shade That's Texas That's Texas That's Texas, home of George Strait the king Ain't no such thing as chili with beans That's Texas, hot as a flattop griddle Ain't got a band if ya ain't got a fiddle That's Texas with a capital T If I can't go to Heaven, I got a plan B And that's Texas Yeah, that's Texas Them two step queens'll bring ya to your knees Yeah, buddy, God sure blessed 'em There's fifty states, but at the end of the day There's one that you don't mess with That's Texas, home of Robert Earl Keen Ain't no such thing as chili with beans That's Texas, hot as a flattop griddle Ain't got a band if ya ain't got a fiddle That's Texas with a capital T If I can't go to Heaven, I got a plan B And that's Texas Yeah, that's Texas Tell 'em 'bout it boys Where the night gets bright when the stars come on Where every bar is a honky tonk That's Texas, home of the CJB Ain't no such thing as chili with beans That's Texas, hot as a flattop griddle Ain't got a band if ya ain't got a fiddle That's Texas with a capital T If I can't go to Heaven, I got a plan B And that's Texas Yeah, that's Texas Come and take it, boys Yeah