Hey There, Dolly

Hey there Dolly I'm just like you Got big titties and a big heart too Workin' hard for what we've got Growin' up, ain't got a lot Hey there Dolly I'm just like you Hey there Dolly you're just like me Worked our way outta the country Made for more than a double wide Now our names in flashing lights Hey there Dolly you're just like me And I don't know how We haven't met yet I just know that We'd be best friends Don't look much alike But we just might Share some apples from the same old family tree Hey there Dolly I'm just like you Always doin' what we gotta do Momma made us clothes to wear Couldn't run a brush through this hair Hey there Dolly I'm just like you Hey there Dolly you're just like me (just like me) Nothin' sweeter than a southern peach (nothin' sweeter) We work nine to five Then five to nine Whatever keeps the dream alive Hey there Dolly you're just like me And I don't know how We haven't met yet I just know that We'd be best friends Backwoods barbie Life of the party Spending every cent cause looks like ours don't come for free And I don't know how We haven't met yet I just know that We'd be best friends You're the blueprint And I'm your student Even though I never got my high school degree Hey there Dolly I'm just like you (just like you) Got big titties and a big heart too (and a big heart too) Hide your hairspray Hide your husbands Are you sure we ain't distant cousins Cause hey there Dolly I'm just like you