The Internet Is for Porn

Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm going to teach something relevant! Something modern! The Internet! The internet is really really great TREKKIE MONSTER: For porn I've got a fast connection so i don't have to wait For porn What? There's always some new site For porn I browse all day and night For porn It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light! For porn! Trekkie! The internet is for porn Trekkie! The internet is for porn What are you doing? Why you think the net was born? Porn, porn, porn. Trekkie... Oh! Hello, Kate Monster! You are ruining my song! Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to. Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish? Okey dokey Good I'm glad we have this new technology For porn... oops! Which gives us untold opportunity For porn... oops, sorry! Right from you own desktop For... You can research, browse, and shop Until you've had enough and your ready to stop FOR PORN!! Trekkie! The internet is for porn! No! The internet if for porn! Trekkie!! Me up all night honking me horn To porn, porn, porn! That's gross! You're a pervert! Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster. No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet. Ohhhh? What? You have no idea! Ready normal people? Ready Ready Ready Let me hear it! TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn! Sorry, Kate... TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn! I masturbate! All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn! The internet is not for porn!! TREKKIE AND GUYS: PORN PORN... HOLD ON A SECOND! Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online. That's correct. And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com. Sure! And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on eBay. Yes I do! And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card. True Oh, but Kate... what you think he do after? Hmm? ...Yeah... EEEWWWWW!!! TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn! GROSS! TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn! I HATE PORN! TREKKIE AND GUYS: Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn! I HATE MEN! TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn I'M LEAVING! TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn I HATE THE INTERNET! The internet is for... TREKKIE AND SOME: Internet is for... TREKKIE AND ALL: Internet is for PORN! YEAH!