Hey Daddy, Daddy
Look what I have found
Hey Daddy, Daddy
I found it on the ground
Hey Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
What!
I found some poo and I put some in each corner of your bed
I found some poo, poo and I named a nugget Fred
I really want a poo ring when I'm wed
It's on the walls and I smeared some on your bread
Hey Daddy, Daddy
I found it in the hole
Hey Daddy, Daddy
At the bottom of the bowl
Hey Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
What!
I found some poo, poo and I re-painted the stairs
I found some poo, poo and I clogged some in my hair
I really like poo stuffing in my bear
It's in your shoes and I put some on your chair
I found some poo, poo and I fired some into space
I found some poo, poo and I filled up your briefcase
I love its smell and I love the way it tastes
It's like lipstick, look it's smeared across my face
