Crazy Women

Who'd have guessed that Aquanette Could start a fire with a single cigarette She wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned Just sick and tired of wonderin' if he was coming home She drove around She found his car They heard a boom from in the bar He called the cops She called his bluff They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends Keep their crazy hidden, 'till they're pushed off the deep end God forgive them, they weren't born like this No, crazy women are made by crazy men He told his friends she was depressed Borderline bi-polar, bitch with PMS He cheats and lies and then plays the victim He don't know why they always seem to pick him Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends Keep their crazy hidden, 'till they're pushed off the deep end God forgive them, no they weren't born like this No, crazy women are made by crazy men Some take a pistol, some take an axe Boy if you build a fire, you better bet she's got a match Might be the teacher, just down the street The hairdresser or the housewife, or the waitress that's so sweet And you won't see it when you meet 'em So be careful how you treat 'em She might look just like me Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends We keep our crazy hidden, 'till we're pushed off the deep end God forgive us, no we weren't born like this No crazy women are made by crazy men Yeah, crazy women are made by crazy men