Alsatian Cousin (2011 Remaster)

Were you and he lovers? And would you say so if you were? On a forecourt On a Friday Passing my way, oh Were you and he lovers? And if you were, then say that you were On a groundsheet Under canvas With your tent-flap Open wide A note upon his desk "P.S. Bring me home and have me" Leather elbows on a tweed coat, oh Is that the best you can do? Oh, so came his reply "But on the desk is where I want you" So I ask, even though I know "Oh, were you and he lovers?"