Kinky (feat. Ke$ha)

Mom What? Oh my god, so we're recording And next door is the fucking Spice Girls and they love us Okay But so, do you wanna say hi? Yeah Okay, come inside, come and say hi Hi, hello, hello, hello Hi, it's Mom, oh my gosh This is Kinky Spice Kinky Spice? I'm a sloppy, I'm a, I'm quite the sloppy Spice if you ask me Hahaha, holy shit You like to put on my dress I like to put on your boots We make the bed a mess Even when it's just me and you But it's only human nature To wanna fuck a stranger Long as we're honest we got this Nah, it ain't nothing major One plus one is two, that's me and you Plus one is three, that's fun, fun, fun, fun Boys kiss boys kiss girls kiss girls That's how it's meant to be Baby, you're my lover We can go find some others As long as it's not a secret We can keep it kinky I'll be yours forever You know I'm down for whatever Tell me all of your deepest fantasies We'll keep it kinky You and me got an understanding Nobody gotta understand it Tell me the freakiest shit You secretly wanna do Baby don't be embarrassed Probably wanna do that shit too Monogamy ain't natural Least not for me and you We're in our own dimension We're making up our own rules One plus one is two, that's me and you Plus one is three, that's fun, fun, fun, fun Boys kiss boys kiss girls kiss girls That's how it's meant to be Baby, you're my lover We can go find some others As long as it's not a secret We can keep it kinky I'll be yours forever You know I'm down for whatever Tell me all of your deepest fantasies We'll keep it Kinda sweet stuff, kinda freaky-deaky shit You can trust me, I can be a kinky bitch Say you can't turn a ho into a housewife Who wants a housewife who ain't a ho sometimes? I like it kinda slow and sweet sometimes I like it when you're beggin' on your knees sometimes I like it in the bed or the car In the kitchen or the bar, at your best friend's party Baby, you're my lover We can go find some others As long as it's not a secret We can keep it kinky I'll be yours, forever You know I'm down for whatever Tell me all of your deepest fantasies We'll keep it kinky You and me got an understanding (understanding) Nobody gotta understand it (understand it) You and me got an understanding (understanding) Nobody gotta understand it (understand it)