Icky Thump

Ah, icky thump, who'da thunk? Sittin' drunk on a wagon to Mexico Ah well, what a chump Well, my head got a bump When I hit it on the radio Redhead señorita looking dead Came and said, "Need a bed?" in Español I said, "Gimme a drink of water I'm gonna sing around the collar And I don't need a microphone" Icky thump with a lump in my throat Grabbed my coat and I was freaking, I was ready to go And I swear besides the hair she had one white eye One blank stare, looking up, lying there On the stand near her hand was a candy cane, black rum, sugar cane Dry ice and something strange La la la la la la la la la la la la la la White Americans, what? Nothing better to do Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too Who's usin' who? What should we do? Well, you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too Icky thump, handcuffed to a bunk Robbed blind, looked around, and there was nobody else Left alone, I hit myself with a stone Went home and learned how to clean up after myself