Ray Hates Musicals (From "Henry Danger The Musical")

Please be seated When I was a boy, I auditioned for a musical It was a musical about cats (Was it Cats?) It doesn't really matter, Charlotte I'm trying to tell a story here, please listen, thank you Anyway, on the day of the audition, I wore underwear Underwear with cats, like in the musical That's how I knew this role would be mine, stat! (What is stat?) (Ah, it means, like, soon) (yeah, like asap, kinda) (kinda like doctors) Ah, gotcha, gotcha Are you guys done? I'm kinda pouring my heart out here Anyway, I meow'd, I meow'd, oh, I meow'd Like I'd studied cats at Yale Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Meow, and I shook my tush, like my tush had a bushy little tail (do cats have bushy tails?) (Yeah, don't embarrass yourself!) (More like squirrels?) (Rabbits?) (Yeah, rabbits) What's with all the side-chats? It's just that we can tell what happens in the end Ha, that I doubt! You didn't get the role, it went to someone else who tried out (eh...) Irregardless (not a word) Ever since that day, I've had a hatred for musicals So, whoever caused this curse (You know it was Frankini, you said it on the news!) (Pay attention) Oh, yeah So, Frankini (oh God, I smell a high note, plug your ears) Will pay!