Walk of Shame

One step, two steps, counting tiles on the floor Three steps, four steps, guess this means that I'm a whore Uh-oh, hell no, how long 'til I reach the door? Fuck me, my feet are sore I'm wearing last night's dress and I look like a hot ass mess Although my hair looks good 'cause I haven't slept yet Make the elevator come a little faster I'm pushing all the buttons, but nothing's happening Please, God, don't let anybody see me Please, God, I'll do anything you ask of me I promise, no more walks of shame So walk this way (We're walking, we're walking) Walk this way (We're walking, we're walking) Last night's bubblegum, no more bubbles, no more yum Where'd I get the wristband, tell me there's no tramp stamp One, two, three, shoot, no, I know that shit ain't cute But, damn it, man, it sure is fun, to party 'til the sun wakes up Okay, now, raise two hands if you've ever been guilty And clap, clap, clap, clap, clap it out if you've walked with me Make the elevator come a little faster I'm pushing all the buttons, but nothing's happening Please, God, don't let anybody see me Please, God, I'll do anything you ask of me I promise, no more walks of shame So walk this way (We're walking, we're walking) Walk this way (We're walking, we're walking) I shouldn't have let 'Em take my keys, take my keys They left me here with too much beer My friends, they hung me out to dry It's not my fault, and that's why I'm doin' the walk of shame Make the elevator come a little faster I'm pushing all the buttons, but nothing's happening Please, God, don't let anybody see me Please, God, I'll do anything you ask of me I promise, no more walks of shame So walk this way (We're walking, we're walking) Walk this way (We're walking, we're walking) So walk this way (We're walking, we're walking) Walk this way (We're walking, we're walking)