50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me The answer is easy if you take it logically I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free There must be 50 ways to leave your lover I said, "It's really not my habit to intrude" Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude There must be 50 ways to leave your lover 50 ways to leave your lover You just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free Hop on the bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free Slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy You just listen to me Hop on the bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free I said, "It grieves me so to see you in such pain I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again" He said, "I appreciate that and would you please explain about the 50 ways" I said, "Why don't we both just sleep on it tonight?" And I believe in the morning You'll begin to see the light And then he kissed me And I realized that probably was right There must be 50 ways to leave your lover 50 ways to leave your lover You just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free (get yourself free) Hop on the bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free (get yourself free) Slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan (make a new plan) You don't need to be coy, Roy Just listen to me (listen to me, yeah) Hop on the bus, Gus No need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free Listen to me Get yourself free, yeah 50 different ways, yeah Come on, do it now, I said listen to me, yeah Slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free (get yourself free, yeah) Hop on the bus, Gus (do it now) You don't need to discuss much (no talk, just walk) Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free, yeah Slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy Just listen to me (get yourself free, yeah) Hop on the bus, Gus (do it now) No need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee (drop off your key) And get yourself free Come on, come on, come on now Don't talk just walk Drop off the key Get yourself free Come on, come on, come on now Come on, come on, come on now Come on, come on, come on now