I was a seeking out for a funnel
Not only magnets but I could pry bar it shut
Gluing my manhood towards a manhole
Like Peppy LePew the scent
Hey, hey, a lightweight clutch
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate
Kitty ass button
Tweeking and flexing if the wind blows just right
Tacky and thumbs on polyester
High water jumpsuits and a raped ape
Woody has pix-n-facts
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate
I don't know why
I've got a joke too silly to say
Don't trust the foams
I have a dick, dick, hear my fucking hate!
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate
Vinegar and water is gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulation disguised as cotton candy
Smiling down stream, El Rancho Ovulate
Feeding a cow hamburger raw
Peter brought me a tiki idol
Billy's sneer reminds me of someone
Homesick a bay aboard the Love Boat
Tony Tenille, Sonny Bono, Charo
Had a nice set of lungs
I got my penis spayed
I got a little tail
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I gotta be around pussy
Don't let me fall
I got a, hey-hey
Well, you can't live
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate spayed
I got my titillate
