Fairytale

Cinderella's on her bedroom floor She's got a crush on the guy, at the liquor floor Cause mister charming, don't come home anymore She forgets why she came here Sleeping beauty in foul mood for shame she says None for you dear prince, I'm tired today I'd rather sleep my whole life away Than have you keep me from dreaming I don't care for your fairytales You're so worried 'bout The maiden though you know She's only waiting on the next best thing (next best thing yeah) Snow white is doing dishes again Cause what else can you do With seven itty-bitty men? Sends them to bed and she calls up for a friend says Will you meet me at midnight? Oh the tall blonde lets out cry of despair says I don't care for your fairytales You're so worried 'bout The maiden though you know She's only waiting on the next best thing (next best thing yeah) Once upon a time In a far away kingdom Man made up story said That I should believe him Go and tell your white knight That he's handsome in hindsight But I don't want the next big thing So I sing, I hold my head down And I break these walls around me Can't take no more Of your fairytale love I don't care for your fairytales You're so worries about The maiden though you know She's only waiting, spent the whole life Being graded on the sanctity of patience And a dumb appreciation But the story needs some mending And a better happy ending Cause, I don't want the next big thing No no, I don't want the next big thing