Cocktales

Hmm These are the tales, the Freaky Tales These are the Tales that I cherrish so well You don't like my dirty rap, you can go to hell 'Cause Short Dog's on the mic tellin' Cocktales H-E-A-D All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P You're just a big freak, you better not complain When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing I'll pick up the phone and call Janine If I call Marie, I know for a fact I'm gettin sucked in my drop top cadillac I met this freak named Naomi Straight dick sucker worked me and my homies She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana I took her to my house and told her strip Baby got freaky-started doing the splits I said, "Bitch Do what you want 'Cause this true blue mack won't even front" I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none I'mma too short couldn't be no punk I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk My dick is big and her nigga had a little one I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun I know you stop and wonder just what it is It's the California lifestyle that I live See I'm from the crew dangerous bitch Tellin' everybody about this freaky shit I know this bitch named Annette You get her all alone and she'll suck your dick Hella freaky won't say no for shit You and her all alone, nigga that's your bitch I know another freak her name's Joanne I always get the pussy 'cause I know I can Finest bitch around, ain't got no man Everytime she cross my mind I go fuck her again She's like another bitch named Christine Bitch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor 'Cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth You know I did all that shit She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch And go dig in them guts like a gardener If she starts screamin', I'm gonna fuck the bitch harder Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so well You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell 'Cause Short Dogg's on the mike tellin' cocktails I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy Fucking M.C.'s cause she's so nasty See her backstage trying to throw that ass She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy You can't stop the bitch Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the bitch My name is Short my game is long I freak these hoes and sing these songs I know another girl named Stephanie Do anything she can to have sex with me She really don't bring out the best in me But I love her fine ass laying next to me She's like another freak named Nicole So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold I took her to my house, she gave me the panties I fucked her so good she told her friend named Angie Angie called me up about two weeks later Talking some shit about do me player So I did her just like Tamara Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera Next they told a girl named Rocquelle Got my skin all under her fingernails She was diggin in my back while I grind the shit That was way back now I can't find the bitch But if I do, I'll probably do the same again Break the bitch for everything 'cause I came to pimp I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop mackin I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin You can bet your life as I spit these raps I'll be fucking em' up like that bitch I know a bitch her name was Shery I had to cut her loose 'cause she wanted to get married Pussy so good and I do mean very Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy I'm Short Dogg ain't nothing nice You ever make me mad and I'll fuck your wife Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch Like my other little tramp named Erika Anywhere I want to fuck that's where I fuck 'Cause she's the freakiest bitch in America And everytime I get the pussy I just tear it up 'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so well You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell 'Cause Short Dogg is on the mic telling cocktales Bitch, bitch- And it don't stop to the beat-