Welcome to My World

I'm your princess Yeah, special dedication to my mum and dad I love you I'm the chick who drops sick flows fill bowls with ill flows ill ho hell knows Pantyhose holes full of No Doz Make your earholes shit pop six Pep Bysmol Sick abysmal bitch suckin dildos instead of dicks for kicks No time for fake bitches, just sip some orange juice with my real bitches And I just got three wishes I ain't askin for world peace I want Range Rovers in three different colors Genie gimme the damn keys Dead wrong like a dead sticker on a bong bombs Runnin' arms and rayguns with Ron Reagan to Vietnam and Iran I'm blonde and dumb, I just taped over your demo with my song Gagged Cisco with his thong I ain't kiddin' I'm filled with lil pills of Ritalin Riddle middle men to rob Bailey and Biddle Again, tell a friend I use men like Mennen in my armpit I'm bad I can't stop it Evil twin count as two in your caucus tell Murdoch lemme in his office I'm a steal the carpet then Fox and then Rawkus Voted for Dukakis, and I like Secaucus 'Cause they got the word cock in it Welcome to my world (Such a nice, nice girl) Welcome to my world (Ah) Welcome to my word (Such a nice, nice girl) Welcome to my world Of course I'm getting lost ran into Kate Moss Fed her a nine course full of chopped horse and forced her to toss Ten times divorced I speak in Morse-dot dot dash dot dash (Huh?) I just told you had an ugly ass Type rash unabashed crass with a brain rash strapped for cash take me to your trailer I'll steal your trash Ask me a question, I love to lie, hey look girl is that Jimi Hendrix? 'Scuse me while I kiss your guy Everyone tells me I'm the female Eminem Well all I'm gonna talk about is getting fucked up the ass then Don't be mad 'em I'm just playin' I wish I had a Dr Dre and sold out shows one million white faces in Dayton Ritzes stead of Days Inn bitches for maids then Two scoops of raisins amazin' lays by names like Casey Kasem Lazin' by the pool with record industry fools Crystal in my drool, man that'd be cool I'm like, whoa Welcome to my world (Such a nice, nice girl) Welcome to my world (Ah) Welcome to my world (Such a nice, nice girl) Welcome to my world Okay, let me answer the question of the day I was born in Spanish Harlem then moved to PA On 172 and St Nich food stamps and WIC 'Til my folks worked themselves rich (This track's making me sick) If you want to compare me like white Lil' Kim female Kool Keith I'm speak and keep it simple, here's your brain on Princess Superstar pretty mental Ok, I'm the Black Shirley Temple Iced out like Entenmanns iced pens and diamond engines and denims Got ten Yemins countin' Benjamins with Lettermans Killin Pac mens like Inky and Binky When ya stick your finger in me it'll be sticky come out with a diamond ring on your pinky Work six different angles, nicer tits than all the Bangles Got Kangols singin Star Spangles Oh say can you see I'm better lookin than the flag you can sing that shit to me (I'm gonna get in big trouble Louise) I'm taking a stance spend my big advance on a 500 man lap dance Put ants in Bagger Vance's baggy pants sir come dance it's just my circumstance I wanna watch him do the Safety Dance, I'd do it myself but I can't Or I'll just give my dough to my new label for nice dinners and liquor I'm playin' but, um next year that advance needs to be bigger Okay kids, only one piece of information in this whole song was true Can you solve it? The riddlin' part? No, no, no, you think I'd be this smart, beautiful And I took drugs every night The party with the monsters? No, that's all we'll talk about See you next week Welcome to my world (Such a nice, nice girl) Welcome to my world (Would you want to come my dear)