A.S.S.H.O.L.E.

I've met some specimens in my time They are out there, that's fine I've met people who were bloody delightful But not you, you are an asshole We hate bullies Don't think anyone likes 'em I've seen my share, you qualify My dad would say you need a clip 'round the ear hole You're not a narcissistic, egotistic psychosis Or a grandiose, arrogance interposes You, yeah you, you're an asshole You, yeah you, you're an asshole I'm supposed to know my place To keep quiet, and save face You're in charge lieutenant commander News just in, you're a bit of a wanker I meet assholes on a daily basis I've met loads, you're number one I thought I'd write a little song in your honor Guess what, you're not a bothersome pestiferous ring piece Or a megalomaniac obnoxious faeces You, yeah you, you're an asshole You, yeah you, you're an asshole Once we'd eaten our own body weight in fine dining We left the hideout and hit the streets hard In search of the deadly coronavirus It didn't take us long before we followed The beast into a nearby strip bar We battled the vicious creature for nearly 15 hours Forced to engage in a series of deadly drinking games But it wasn't long before he pissed his jeans And the day was won, hurrah! Back to the bus for a celebratory beer A-S-S-H-O-L-E (asshole) A-S-S-H-O-L-E (asshole) A-S-S-H-O-L-E (asshole) A-S-S-H-O-L-E You're not a terminally arrogant individual Or radically anti-social habitual Not an insufferable moronic gobshite Or a terminally over baring asswipe You, yeah you, you're an asshole You, yeah you, you're an asshole You, yeah you, you're just an asshole You, yeah you, you are an asshole You, my friend, are an asshole (Asshole)