I don't wanna manifest bad energy
I know I sound like a hippie when I say that
Hate to think we'd ever end up enemies
Just bare with me, what if shit hits the fan?
We fall out of love, admit it's the end
We'll pleasure ourselves in separate beds
I'll get a new car, you'll get a new job
But who gets to keep the dog?
You can take the floral-printed bed sheets
I never really likеd them
You can even havе my mother's recipe
The one you're always asking about
But I'll take the knives and all of the plates
Except for the one you happened to break
I'll take all the blame for what I did wrong
But who gets to keep the dog?
I love you more than I've ever loved anyone, anyone
I know things are great right now but we're still young
And if I happen to win custody, after much deliberation
I know that she'd have a lot of fun with me
Prolonging the inevitable
'Cause when I'd see her face, I'd just think of you
It'd be way too hard for me to get through
We both know that you're a way better mom
So I'll let you keep the dog
I'll let you keep the dog
