I Can't Do It Alone

Ladies and gentleman Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop My sister and I were headed straight for the top My sister and I earned a thou', a week at least Oh, yeah But my sister is now, unfortunately, deceased I know it's sad, of course, but a fact is still a fact And now all that remains is the remains Of a perfect double act Watch this! Now you have to imagine it with two people It's swell with two people First I, then she, then we'd But I can't do it alone Then she'd, then I'd, then we'd But I can't do it alone She'd say, what's your sister like? I'd say men She'd say, you're the cats meow Then we'd wow the crowd again When she'd go, I'd go, we'd go Then those ding-dong daddies started to roar Whistled, stomped, stamped on the floor Yelling, screaming, begging for more And we'd say, okay fellas, keep your socks up 'Cause you ain't seen nothing yet But I simply cannot do it alone So what'd ya think, huh? Come on, you can say I know, you're right, the first part's shit But the second part, the second part is really nifty Okay She'd go, I'd go, we'd go And then those two-bit Johnny's did it up brown To cheer the best attraction in town They nearly tore the balcony down And we'd say, okay boys, we going home But before we go, here's a few more partin' shots And this, this we did in perfect unison Now, you've see me going through it You may think there's nothing to it But I simply cannot do it alone