I took a pen in my own hand and wrote you a hundred tunes
Now I'm crazy for you but not that crazy
I'm crazy for you but not that crazy
I pretended you were, Jesus, you were just dying to save me
I stood beneath your window with my ukulele
I made my yard a playground just in case we had a baby
Now I'm crazy for you but not that crazy
I'm crazy for you but not that crazy
I treated you like radium, I treated you like God
You were my glass menagerie, did you not find that odd?
I dwelt within and went without and broke my virgin flesh
I performed acts of devotion as if you were Ganesh
But now I'm crazy for you but not that crazy
I'm crazy for you but not that crazy
I took a pen in my own hand and wrote you a hundred tunes
Now I'm crazy for you but not that crazy
