Rudolph the Coked-Out Reindeer & Petit Papa Noël's Roasted Nuts

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer Had a really shiny nose And when I get to see him All he does is ask for blow All of the other reindeer Tell me how he got his fame Sex, drugs and rock'n rolling Boozin' like it was a game Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa said: "Enough!" "Rehab's where you're going, man" "Until you kick the stuff!" Oh how the reindeer hate him That's what they've been telling me Rudolph the coked-out reindeer Is the biggest douche in history Petit papa noël Passe sa nuit au septième ciel Avec les pantalons baissés Les mains pleines de miel pour se caresser. Les lutins l'ont trouver A licher les grelots gelés De son reine préféré En voulant bien le réchauffer My nuts are roasting on an open fire For the love of God Someone get the hose... Glory holes What comes out isin't mayo Au party de bureau, on était toute gorlot On a trop bu de sangria On a des extraits sur vidéo Jingle bells, Batman Smells Robin laid an egg I fucking hate this winter wonderland Santa is a dick and Rudolph is an asshole Thanks for listening to our songs I know we had some fun We hope to see you at a show Happy Holidays, Happy New Year! Merci d'avoir écouté, on s'est bien amusés On se revoit en tournée Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année!