The first man's name was Kiki
He wore such little pants
His brother was the champion
But Kiki loved to dance
The second man was Choo-Choo
A master of romance
He loved the damsel in distress
But not as much as dance
And then one day, it happened
They went off to the world
They went onto a journey
Idolized by the boys and girls
They learned so many lessons
In all the foreign lands
But no matter where they wound up
They never stopped the dance
One day inside the station
In Amsterdam, perchance
The men were dancing side-by-side
By the man with the crooked glance
They turned to face each other
It was just happened stance
That these two men would meet that day
And do that fateful dance
Wow, you can really dance
Wow, you can really dance
He went *thud* *thud* *thud*
He went *thud* *thud* *thud*
They said 'we've both been dancing all this time
What a coincidance'
And then they danced together
Like no one's danced before
The diplomats were dancing
They cancelled all of the war
No more
The whole world celebrated
With no more violence
And all because these men crossed paths
What a coincidance
Dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance da da
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Let's dance
