Here Comes The Judge

Hear ye, hear ye The court's in session The court's in session, now Here comes the judge Here comes the judge Here comes the judge Here comes the judge Here comes the judge, y'all Here comes the judge Stop eatin' that fudge 'Cause here comes the judge Don't nobody budge 'Cause here comes the judge Judge Shorty is presidin' today And he don't take no stuff from nobody No kind of way Hey boy, take off that hat Where do you think you're at? I know where you gon' be If you don't heed my plea I'm here to tell you Court's in session Order in the court now Court's in session Can't nobody smoke now Here comes the judge Here comes the judge Here comes the judge Here comes the judge Here comes the judge, y'all Here comes the judge Order, order What's the first case on the docket? Judge I got a boy here who can't dance Can't dance? Aww (can't dance your Honor) 90 days, 30 days for boogaloo 30 days to learn how to shing-a-ling And 30 more for the Afro twist Can't dance, what is this? Court's in session, everybody quiet now Court's in session, here comes the judge Here comes the judge Is that the man? No, your Honor Does he look like the man? No, your Honor Well, I'm sorry you got to go now Ah ha you can't recognize the man No, your Honor You got to stand guilty Here comes the judge Here comes the judge Here comes the judge, y'all Here comes the judge Ah yes, here comes the judge They caught him stompin' down the aisle Yes, here comes the judge I'd rather be lost in the jungles of Brazil Than to face the judge This morning the way he feels Here comes the judge Here comes the judge now Don't nobody budge 'Cause here comes the judge Everybody doin' their time today