Talk Show

Welcome back, welcome back to the very, very, very, late night show I'm your host like every night, LB And uh, right now we got two of the biggest stars in the world right now I mean, we can't go anywhere without hearing their names Now you two usually keep it private but you're about to open up, and, uh T-tell us how you're feelin' See, I'm a real woman A woman that doesn't need much But appreciates a whole lot And he always call me crazy, but I'm not crazy I'm from LA where the sun's always shining, so a lot of people are shady But at least I got my baby Right, baby? (Right, look) What's the difference between real love and fake love? The same difference between real titties and fake ones You can feel the difference And even though it changes overtime It stays consistent, I ain't gonna lie though, it takes persistence But you the one I wanna be with when the ball drop That's why I send for you like the call drop Plus I know all your insecurities And I don't mean like mall cops I mean the type we all got I'm never focused on my exes more than our execution No time to be stressed and confusing A happy home is the best to move in Just like happy endings can be the best conclusion My dad used to say real love can be the best illusion Because when you think it's there, it's already moving And some feelings will leave before the rest can move in And I know both of our families are divorced and suing But look, this ain't repetition, it's evolution You changed the theory up You the type to have the hardest nigga tearing up And all your friends around you try to get their appearance up When you ain't even wearing much But real enough to remind me to hit my parents up Wow, make some noise everybody for 'em, make some noise I mean, that's that's real love, you know, it's beautiful Makes me want to call my wife up and tell her, I love her You seem like a stand-up guy, like you really have her best interest Yeah, he's sweet (huh?) I mean you know, when he-, when he wants to be, not all the time (okay, okay) Let's not front in front of all these people, nigga Don't act like just a couple weeks ago, you wasn't fucking with them bitches Out here, disrespecting me I mean you know I fucked up too Went through your phone you wasn't looking And I found out, but if we in the same house, the same building Then you can't interrupt a happy home that's still buildin' You ol' sneaky ass nigga Fuck is you sayin'? Who are you talkin' to? Never called you a bitch, but who are you barking to? Look you disrespecting me, calling me a lying-ass nigga Who are you trying, am I on trial? Are you not the number one on my speed dial? You know that you tripping, you need guidance You got these people inside our business like U and I is You probably didn't even catch that did you? You're too undivided You're too undecisive You're too one-sided You the type to kick me out the house after I buy it And then talk to me like you the pro when I'm the one that's been providing I hate talking about what's private when we not in private 'Cause I don't wanna say nothing to piss your mother off Since we inviting everyone in the bedroom Let's take the covers off And talking about how you fucking what's his name who's so fucking lame I wish I would've known before I took the rubber off Got me questioning like is this even love at all I used to see my future in your eyes like the crystal ball Looking for some feelings in the lost and found Contemplating Thinking how we supposed to hold each other down if we can't even hold on a conversation You take the sex away then what else are we left to lay in? I'm tired of fronting for these people who ain't got our back 'Cause to them it's all entertainment And they not looking at us like we real people Or like we up here just fucking playing And time's the only thing we can't afford, then why would waste it How we supposed to face our problems If we can't even face to face it The fuck Fuck this shit