Dial-A-Freak

Hello, baby, baby

Here I am, mind so blue

Freak on my mind, I don't know what to do

Shall I sit here or shall I call

Up a freak to drive me up the wall?

Hello, baby, what's the scene?

Can I come pick you up in my limousine?

Just ain't nobody bad like me

I'll make it, break it, freak it

Here we are under the stars at Venice Beach

You be the student in the class and I will teach

Open your book, baby, to page freak

Dial-a-freak every day through the week

Dial me, baby

In pyramids, on the Nile

I ride my camels through the sand with style

I got an eight-way phone to call my freaks

I kiss a hundred different chicks per week

My telephone never stops ringing

And in my shower, my freaks never stop singing

Some say I'm conceited, but I can't be beated

Gimme respect, though I really don't need it

Egyptian Lover, yes, that's me

Baby, I'm the king of ecstasy

I'm so sexy, I'm so unique

The Egyptian Lover, you little freak

Can you hang? Can you deal?

The Egyptian Lover loves for real

Step this way, into my heart

So I can rip your poor mind straight apart (hahaha)

Come on, baby

Come on, freak, huh

(Hello?)

Aww freak, how you doin'? Are you a freak?

(Aww yeah)

I really need a freak, I want you, freak

I gotta have you, freak

(Aww, the freak is making me scream!)

Scream for me, freak (ah, ah)