She Don't Use Jelly

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts

She'll make you breakfast

She'll make you toast

But she don't use butter

And she don't use cheese

She don't use jelly

Or any of these

She uses Vaseline

Vaseline

Vaseline

And I know a guy who goes to shows

When he's at home and he blows his nose

He don't use tissues or his sleeve

He don't use napkins or any of these

He uses magazines

Magazines

Magazines

Magazines

I know a girl who reminds me of Cher (Reminds me of Cher)

She's always changing (She's always changing)

The color of her hair (The Color of her hair)

But she don't use nothing (She don't use nothing)

That you buy at the store (That you buy at the store)

She likes her hair to be real orange (She likes her hair to be real orange)

She uses tangerines

Tangerines

Tangerines

Tangerines

Tangerines

Tangerines