[Nick]: It's seventh grade

[Both]: And I'm in a Hot Topic with my mom

[Gabe]: It's getting late

[Both]: And I see a T-shirt that says:

"I'm up, I'm dressed, what more do you want?"

[Gabe]: But my mom won't let me buy it

[Nick]: No, my mom won't let me try it on

[Gabe]: And so I say

"Mom, won't you let me try it on?"

[Nick]: And so I say

"Mom, won't you let me try it on?"

[Gabe]: And so I say

"Mom" [grunts]

[Nick]: And so I say

"Mom, let me me try it on!"

[Gabe]: And so I say

"Mom! Let me try it on! Gotta be kidding me."

[Nick]: And so I say

"Mom, let me try it on! Please."

[Gabe]: And so I say

"Please please please please, please please please please please please please I'll do anything, please, God!"

[Nick]: And so I say

"Ugh, everyone tries it on but me

Why is that, Mom?!"

[Gabe]: And so I say

"I. hate. you!"