The Harvard Variations

Hello. I'm Emmett Forrest

Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law

Let's go around and share a bit about yourselves

Aaron Shultz

I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes

I write financial software codes

But that's a challenge I've outgrown

How many yachts can one man own?

Some say that I'm a pompous creep

Somehow I don't lose that much sleep

Why bother with false modesty?

Harvard's the perfect place for me!

Pretty impressive, good to know

Welcome to Harvard

What's up?

Yo!

Sundeep Agrawal Padomadon

But you may call me "Your Majesty"

In my country my word was law but then I flee

Because of stupid "coup d'état"

But here I learn

I make new friends

And soon return

In bullet-proof Mercedes-Benz

Pretty impressive, good to know

Welcome to Har-

Enid hopes!

I did the peace corps overseas

Inoculating refugees

In family clinics that I built myself

From mud and trees

I fought to clean up their lagoons

And save their rare endangered loons

And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons

Pretty impressive, good-

But now I'm on the legal track

Because this country's out of whack

And only women have the guts to go and take it back

We'll make the government come clean

And get more people voting green

And really stick it to the phallocentric war machine

I love your top! It is so fatigue chic!

Anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101 with Professor Callahan?

And Warner Huntington the Third?

It's in Houser, over there, second building on the left

Thanks!

I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes

I write financial software codes (in my country)

My word was law (I did the peace corps overseas)

Inoculating refugees (Harvard's the perfect place for me)

Harvard's the perfect place for-

Warner!

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

'Scuse me!

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Pardon me!

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Comin' through!

Harvard's the perfect place for me!

Pretty impressive, good to know

Welcome to Harvard-

Elle?

Oh-my-God, Warner? I totally forgot you go here!