Two-Player Game

Apocalypse of the Damned! Level 9! The Cafetorium! Find the bad guy, push him aside Then move on forward with your friend at your side It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack You know you got a brother, gonna have your back And you stay on track and (ah!) remain on course And if they give you a smack you (gah!), you use your force And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame 'Cause it's an effed-up world, but it's a two-player game, hey! Dude, you are cooler than a vintage cassette It's just that no one else but me thinks that yet You're just a nothing in this high school scheme But it's no big, 'cause you and I are a team We like out-of-print games, retro skates, got a Pac-Man tattoo Nobody here appreciates But soon we'll be together where they do 'Cause guys like us are cool in college Cool in college, this I know Guys like us are cool in college We rule in college, listen, bro High school is hell, but we navigate it well 'Cause what we do is we make it a two-player game Zombie! Watch out! Gah! Wha-! Aww As losers, we have fought together for years Both Nintendo zombies and our popular peers Now we're stuck on a level and I wanna move on Just wait two years whereupon You'll realize guys like us are cool in college Cool in college, won't be lame Dude, I know I get it Guys like us are cool in college But we're not in college All the same High school is whack, but we have each other's back 'Cause me and you, we make it a two-player game Gah! Oh! Zombie! (Hello?) Blood! (Son?) Claws! (Jeremy!) Pause You know that you are my favorite person That doesn't mean that I can't still dream Is it really true? I'm your "favowite person"? Yeah, we're never not gonna be a team High school is shit And you gotta help me conquer it It's just what we do We make it a two-player game Find the bad guy, push him aside Then move on forward with your friend at your side It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack You know you got a brother, gonna have your back And you stay on track and (ah!) remain on course And if they give you a smack, you (gah!), you use your force And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame 'Cause it's an effed-up world, but it's a two-player game, hey! Two-player game Two-player game Hey-ay-ay!