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Kredity
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Michael Park
Performer
Mary Faber
Performer
Executives
Performer
Secretaries
Performer
David Chase
Conductor
Matt Perri
Keyboards
Steve Kenyon
Woodwinds
Lawrence Feldman
Woodwinds
Mark Thrasher
Woodwinds
Nicholas Marchione
Trumpet
Scott Wendholt
Trumpet
John Allred
Trombone
George Flynn
Trombone
David Peel
Horn
Paul Pizzuti
Drums
Neal Caine
Bass Guitar
Scott Kuney
Guitar
Erik Charlston
Percussion
Grace Paradise
Harp
Randy Cohen
Programming
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Frank Loesser
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Robert Sher
Producer
Barry L. Miller
Executive Producer
Kenny Howard
Executive Producer
Van Dean
Executive Producer
Adam Blanshay
Associate Producer
Gregory Rae
Associate Producer
Scott Kirschenbaum
Associate Producer
Brandon Wardell
Associate Producer
Jason Buell
Associate Producer
Adam Long
Recording Engineer
Jason Strangfeld
Assistant Recording Engineer
Texty
Gentlemen! Gentlemen!
A secretary is not a toy,
No my boy;
Not a toy to fondle and dandle
And playfully handle
In search of some puerile joy.
No, a secretary is not,
Definitely not a toy.
You're absolutely right, Mr. Bratt!
We wouldn't have any other way, Mr. Bratt!
It's a company rule, Mr. Bratt!
A secretary is not a toy,
No my boy,
Not a toy.
So do not go jumping for joy,
Boy! A secretary is not...
A secretary is not,
A secretary is not ...a toy,
A secretary is not to be
Used for play therapy.
Be good to the girl you employ, boy;
Remember, no matter what
Neurotic trouble you've got,
A secretary is not ...a toy.
She's a highly specialized key
Component of operation unity...
A fine and sensitive mechanism
To serve the office community
With a mother at home
She supports.
And you'll find nothing like her at F.A.O. Schwartz!
A secretary is not a pet,
Nor an erector set.
It happened to Charlie McCoy, boy!
They fired him a shot
The day the fellow forgot
A secretary is not... A toy!
A secretary is not... A toy!
And when you put it to use,
Observe,
When you put her to use:
That you don't find the name Lionel
On her caboose!
A secretary is not a thing
One buy key, hold by string
Her pad...
Is to write in,
And not spend the night in
If that's what you plan to enjoy.
No!
The secretary you got,
Is definitely not
Employed to do a gavotte,
Or you know what,
Before you jump for joy,
Remember this my boy,
A secretary is not,
A tinker toy!
Writer(s): Frank Loesser
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