She Wants to Be Me

At first I told myself

I need my head inspected

I notice little things

Same t-shirt and sunglasses

Then it got weirder, see

She cut her hair like me

She bought a red guitar

Kept driving round in my car

I'm kissing her and she

She slams me against the wall

She crashed into a bus

Chasing some super model

She's analyzed my smile

She's memorized my phone book

She always wears my clothes

He favorite words are (WOOHOO)

She looks like, does like, sounds like me

She's stealing my identity

And I'm begging you

Somebody notice me, somebody notice

I'm fading away here

What do I gotta do to make you see

My girlfriend is a wannabe

And she wants to be me

I'm saying something's wrong

She's out back playing soccer

She used to do ballet

Now she's a heavy smoker

She's so obsessed with me

Now she stands up to pee

And now her stupid games

Have started taking over

Don't need no special help

Don't need to see a doctor

I know you're worried, but

I'm telling you just watch her

It's like she's cracked my code

Things I've never spoke of

She wants sex all the time

And still finds time to (CHECK)

She looks like, does like, sounds like me

She's stealing my identity

And I'm begging you

Somebody notice me, somebody notice

I'm fading away here

What do I gotta do to make you see

My girlfriend is a wannabe

And she wants to be me

I'm not joking, she won't stop provoking me

I'm going under

What do I gotta do to make you see

My girlfriend is a wannabe

And she wants to be me

I'm in the looney bin

Wearing a pale pink nightie

The nurse comes through the door

And whispers so politely

Your boyfriend's here to see you

Look pretty, take a bath

I love his shitty band

Can I get his autograph?

She looks like, does like, sounds like me

She's stealing my identity

And I'm begging you

Somebody notice me, somebody notice

I'm fading away here

What do I gotta do to make you see

My girlfriend is a wannabe

And she wants to be me

I'm not joking, she won't stop provoking me

I'm going under

What do I gotta do to make you see

My girlfriend is a wannabe

And she wants to be

She wants to be

She wants to be me