Me

You'e been dreaming, just one dream

Nearly all your life

Hoping, scheming, just one theme

Will you be a wife?

Will you be some he man's property?

Good news that he man's me

This equation, girl plus man

Doesn't help just you

On occasion, women can

Have their uses too

Mainly to extend the family tree

Pumpkin, extend with me

We'll be raising sons galore

Inconceivable

Each built six foot far

Unbelieveable

Each one stuffed with every Gaston gene

I'm not hearing this

You'll be keeping house with pride

Just incredible

Oh so gratified

So unweddable

That you are a part of this idyllic scene

Picture this, a rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting over the fire, my little wife massaging my feet while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs

We'll have six or seven

Dogs?

No, Belle

Strapping boys, like me

Imagine that

I can see that we will share

All that love implies

We shall be a perfect pair

Rather like my thighs

You are face to face with destiny

All roads lead to..

The best things in life are...

All's well that ends with me

Escape me? theres no way

Certain as do, re

Belle when you marry

So Belle what would it be?

Is it yes or is it oh, yes?

I.. I just don't deserve you

Who does?

Me

But thanks for asking