Sympathy for the Devil (Fatboy Slim Remix)

Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and fate I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moments of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change Killed the Czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank Held a General's rank When the Blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah What's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah I watched the glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the Gods they made I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?" Well after all It was you and me Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste And I laid traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reached Bombay Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah But what's confusing you Is just the nature of my game, ooh yeah Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails just call me Lucifer I'm in need of some restraint So if you meet me, have some courtesy Have some sympathy and some taste Use all your well learned politics Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mmm yeah Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, mmm yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, get down Woo hoo, ah yeah, get on down, oh yeah Tell me, baby, what's my name? Tell me, honey, baby guess my name Tell me, baby, what's my name? I'll ya one time you're to blame What's my name? Tell me, baby, what's my name? Tell me, sweetie, what's my name?