Ain't No Trucks In Texas

There ain't no bar On the edge of town Ain't no guitar With a lonely sound There ain't no band Playing that song About some girl That's been gone too long There ain't no trucks in Texas Ain't no football in the south Aint no bourbon in Kentucky And I ain't drinkin' me some now Ain't no stars in California Memphis never had the blues Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas And I ain't missin' you There ain't no phone Sittin' by my drink I don't hope it's you Everytime it rings And I don't care where you are I don't wish you'd turn around that car I don't call your friends I don't wanna know I don't regret lettin' you go And there ain't no trucks in Texas Ain't no football in the south Ain't no bourbon in Kentucky I ain't drinkin' me some now Ain't no stars in California Memphis never had the blues Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas And I ain't missin' you They don't get high in Colorado Or party down in New Orleans Ain't no losers out in Vegas Ain't no Jack in Tennessee I ain't had me one too many And if you believe that's true Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas And I ain't missin' you I ain't missin' you I ain't missin' you