Your club is full of overrated, dehydrated, goggle eyed girls

And they're trying to stare at me, but their eyes are rattling, and they're struggling to see

And she can't stand still 'cause of sixteen pills that she's taken the minibus

Her conscience followed her into the night gave her mom a fright

I said, well, fuck that it is your own fault for letting her out of your sight

And you're too tired to eat, and you're too hungry to sleep

You're hooligans on E, and we're too tired to bother with any of you

Cavorting and snorting your way through the band

Get your hand out of me trouser leg

I'm turning up tonight but only to knock you down a peg

And now you're too tired to eat, and you're too hungry to sleep

You're hooligans on E, and we're too tired to bother with any of you

Your club is full of overrated, dehydrated, goggle eyed girls

And they're trying to stare at me, but their eyes are rattling, and they're struggling to see

And now you're too tired to eat, and you're too hungry to sleep

We're gentlemen, aren't we, and we're too articulate to bother with any of you