Lazy Boy Dash

I'm a lazy boy there's no doubt about it

Might take a miracle to get me started

I'm a lazy boy there's no doubt about it

Might take a miracle to get me started

Don't get me started

Don't get me started again

To get me started

To get me started

Son you better get up

You better get up while you can

Son you better get up

You better get up while you can

I make a dash in the lazy boy hundred

I start out slow but I lean back and pull you under it

They say the competition lags behind precision wasting

Don't need a rear view

I know it's my smoke that they are tasting

Damn another traffic jam

I know I'm s'posed to use my brakes

So on the gas I slam

Damn another traffic jam

I know I'm s'posed to use my brakes

So on the gas I slam

You better get up

You better get up while you can

Son you better get up

You better get up while you can

Employed to crash in the lazy boy hundred

Don't need no luck we aim to suck just for the fun of it

They say you can't be kind so don't you bother wasting

Your precious energy is victory for they're tasting

I said damn another crack pot scam

I thought that things were going great

Now that I'm on the lamb

Damn another bunt grand skam

I think it's time to celebrate

Now that we rule the land

You better get up

You better get up while you can

Son you better get up

You better get up while you can

I'm a lazy boy there's no doubt about it

Might take a miracle to get me started

I'm a lazy boy there's no doubt about it

Might take a miracle to get me started

I'm a miracle there's no doubt about it

Might take a lazy girl to get me started

I'm a miracle there's no doubt about it

Might take a lazy girl to get me started

To get me started again

To get me started

To get me started again

To get me started

Son you better get up

You better get up while you can

Son you better get up

You better get up while you can

Son you better get up

You better get up while you can

Son you better get up

You better get up while you can

Son you better get up

You better get up while you can

Son you better get up

You better get up while you can

Son you better get up

You better get up while you can

Son you better get up

You better get up while you can