Answers in My Pocket

Did Squanto give us corn to sweeten up our lives Are the amber waves of grain gluten free Are the bombs bursting in the air, polluting all our homes Can the Purple mountains majesty not breathe I have answers in my pocket whenever I don't know For a down payment, contract dotted line So I never have to wonder what omniscient really means Cause I have all the answers all the time In the name of free speech won't you please shut up I won't tolerate intolerance at all I can always find an expert or my sister as a source To show you the writing on my wall I have answers in my pocket whenever I don't know For a down payment, contract dotted line So I never have to wonder what omniscient really means Cause I have all the answers all the time I'm distracted from distraction by distractions in my hand "Actually" this is my favorite word I keep looking deeper in my light to reach my Shangri-La I'll find it all within this twittering world I have answers in my pocket whenever I don't know For a down payment, contract dotted line So I never have to wonder what omniscient really means Cause I have all the answers all the time No I never have to wonder what omniscient really means Cause I have all the answers all the time