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Let me tell you something

There is no nobility in poverty

I've been a rich man and I have been a poor man

And I choose rich every fucking time

At least, as a rich man, when I have to face my problems

I show up in the back of a Limo

Wearing a two thousand Dollar suit, and a forty thousand Dollar gold fucking watch

I'm the man, everybody knows who I am

All around the town, everybody's looking down

On me, 'cause they wanna be me

But they can't be me, so they just gotta see me

I'm the dude in the three-piece suit

I'm the number one guy on your girlfriend's speed dial

Everybody wants to know my secret

Well, this is humility and how I achieved it

I'm not the man, nobody knows who I am

I ain't got no style, not even number one on my old man speed dial

I'm the cat that you don't look twice at the wallflower that you won't see at happy hour

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