Mcanally Flats

McAnally Flats, McAnally Flats

Barbecued ribs and clap recaps

They kick your ass and tip their hats

I told you don't go fuck with them boys

In McAnally Flats

Jackie Glbert come from Tucky-ho

He'd knock your ass out and then he'd go

Barrel-wheel his airplane over Island Home

He had fists of steel and heart of chrome

Ol' Big George couldn't read or write

He ate firecrackers, fell asleep at red lights

Good as gold and ready to fight

'Til Ol' Boxcar jumped out of a stack of tires that night

McAnally Flats, McAnally Flats

Barbecued ribs and clap recaps

They kick your ass and tip their hats

I told you don't go fuck with them boys

In McAnally Flats

Crazy Ronnie wound up on Pork Chop Hill

Shootin' dice, hootin' like a whippoorwill

'Til he fell down 15 stairs square on his ass

And Leonard drug him out of McAnally Flats

McAnally Flats, McAnally Flats

Barbecued ribs and clap recaps

They kick your ass and tip their hats

I told you don't mess with them boys

In McAnally Flats

Now, Boxcar Johnson got his nickname

Stealing Post Toasties off a railroad train

He fell through the roof and landed on his back

They busted him down there in McAnally Flats

McAnally Flats, McAnally Flats

Barbecued ribs and clap recaps

They kick your ass and tip their hats

You don't mess with them boys

In McAnally Flats

Now, Old Grubby, he was tuff as Leroy White

Bobby kissed Grubby on his bald head one night

My Uncle, Knox's daddy, made up these tales

They're better than Huck Finn or Herman's white whale

McAnally Flats, McAnally Flats

Barbecued ribs and clap recaps

They kick your ass and tip their hats

You don't mess with them boys

In McAnally Flats

McAnally Flats, McAnally Flats

You don't mess with them boys

In McAnally Flats