Big, Blonde and Beautiful

Yeah, well, well, oh, yeah-yeah Bring on that pecan pie Pour some sugar on it, sugar, don't be shy Scoop me up a mess of that chocolate swirl Don't be stingy, I'm a growing girl I offer big love with no apology How can I deny the world the most of me? I am not afraid to throw my weight around Pound by pound by pound Because I'm big, blonde, and beautiful Face the fact that's simply inrafutable No-one wants a meal that only offers the least When girl we're servin' up the whole damn feast Slice me off a piece of that hog head cheese Then take a look inside my book of recipes Now, don't you sniff around for something fluffy and light We need a man who brings a man-size appetite I'll use a pinch of sugar and a dash of spice I'll let ya lick the spoon because it tastes so nice We'll keep it in the oven 'til it's good and hot Keep on stirring 'til it hits the spot Because I'm big, blonde, and beautiful There is nothin 'bout us that's unsuitable Why sit in the bleachers, timid and afraid? When Edna, you look like the whole parade! They say that white has might and thin is in Well that's just bull' 'cause ladies, big is back And as for black, it's beautiful! All shapes and sizes follow me Who wants a twig when you can climb the whole tree? Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh yeah (ow) Groovy, baby, groovy!