Coochieless

Coo-coo, coochieless

Coochieless, coochie, coochieless, coochieless, man

I can't keep my eyes off of that big round, mm-mm

Damn, it keeps me in trouble

Hey, hey, hey, hey look at him

I took my old lady to the club with me

She said, "Boy, you better keep your eyes focused, please"

But I just couldn't help it

'Cause there was booty everywhere

So I went to the back of the club

So she wouldn't see me stare

But when I thought she wasn't looking

She was standing behind my back

She tapped me on the shoulder

Almost gave me a heart attack

She said, "What you lookin' at?

You came here with the best

Boy, if you don't stop tripping in here, yeah"

Tonight, you gon' end up coochieless

Tonight, no coochie, no cat, none of this good lovin'

You gon' end up coochieless tonight

Ain't giving up a thing, no

I'll tell you, do me right

She took me out with her the very next night

Now I tried my best, y'all, but I just couldn't do right (can't do right)

'Cause there was even more women than the night before

So to play it off

I took her straight to the dance floor (come on, baby, let's go)

I turned around

I guess I stayed too long (stayed too long)

She caught me looking at a big old booty

With a G-string on (G-string on)

More than it grabbed me

She said, "I'm sick of your mess (uh, uh)

You gon' learn tonight"

You gon' end up coochieless

She said, "You ain't gettin' nothin'

No coochie, no cat, none of this good lovin'

You gon' end up (coochieless)

You'd be the squirrel without a nut

'Cause I'm sick and tired, sick and tired

Sick and tired of your stuff

Man, look at little mama over there twerking

Four or five of 'em to the left

Six or seven more to the right

Man, ain't never going home

Man, that big round had me shooting out again

Baby, baby, quit tripping

Open the door

Open the door

Please (coochieless)

Said you ain't getting nothing

No coochie, no cat, none of this good lovin'

You gon' end up (coochieless)

You might have to take it to the hand

'Til you do me right

This is where I stand (coochieless)

(Tonight, no coochie, no cat, none of this good lovin') ooh, yeah

(You gon' end up coochieless tonight)

No, you ain't gettin' nothin' (all you was doin')

No coochie, no cat, none of this good lovin' (you ain't gettin' none of that tonight, bro)

Coochieless (not even split) ooh, ooh-ooh

Tonight, no coochie, no cat, none of this good lovin'

You, you, you gon' be coochieless