Trap 3 Little Pigs

JTK Once, a pig built up a house The house was of straw that he bought from the town One day, a wolf came and saw the little pig He came to the pig's door and then the wolf said "Little pig, little pig, let me in" "Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin" So I huffed and I puffed, and I blew that thing down Next thing I knew, he was running around So I chased that pig down Wanted some bacon, so I had to go to his big brother's house Said I blew that thing down Little Red Riding Hood didn't ride home, so I'm after you now I'm a real alpha wolf, this ain't Little Bo Peep Don't try and cry "wolf", I ain't here for no sheep No McDonald's money, so y'all are my treat And if we do the race, all I need are some cleats Run to the market, Pig, you can run home Go get your roast beef, but i'll catch you for sure You look like a snack, and I don't mean you're cute But I bet you'll look good with some veggies and fruit Little pig, you're sweating, just take a little break Just make this thing easy and hop on my plate I'm trying to get home to play Fortnite today And I can't come back late, Mama Wolf doesn't play Pig told the wolf, "Oh I'm leaving Mama ain't make me this thick to be eaten You're big and bad 'til my big bro gets even And no, I won't slow, Wolf, I trained for track season" Don't run up that hill, Pig, you're not Jack and Jill Don't climb up that wall, have a great fall for real I need food to serve while I go on this date So don't make me look bad, I can't make Wolfy wait Lucky for Pig I had worn the wrong kicks So he got to his brother's house made out of sticks Wolf came up after and saw the little pigs He came to the pigs' door and then the wolf said "Little pig, little pig, let me in" "Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin" So I huffed and I puffed, and I blew that thing down Next thing I knew, he was running around So I chased that pig down Wanted some bacon, so I had to go to his big brother's house Said I blew that thing down Little Red Riding Hood didn't ride home, so I'm after you now I'm a real alpha wolf, this ain't Winnie the Pooh Don't try and cry "wolf", I'm not lying to you My McDonald's money is low, so you'll do And I've got the right shoes, so it's over for you Come here little pigs, I need my two-course meal This is a fairy tail, but I'm for real I had mary's little lamb, but a wolf's hungry still I need food that will fill I need some bacon! I need some fries! I need some pork with some pie on the side! I need some sausage with beans and some rice! I need that candlelit dinner tonight! Pig told the wolf, "Oh you're tripping for real I'm way too cute for a snack, I'm a meal We came from the mud, we've had worse wolves we've beat Yes, we're pigs but you don't want this beef!" You know what little pig, I'm tired, I'm not here to play If I don't bring dinner, I won't have a bae You don't even follow me back on the 'Gram So don't think you can beat me, I'm about to go ham! Lucky for them I had tripped on a stick So they made it to their brother's house made of brick Wolf came up after and saw the little pigs He came to the pigs' door, and then the wolf said "Little pig, little pig, let me in" "Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin" So I huffed and I puffed, trying to blow that thing down But that house was of brick, and it stayed in the ground So I blew even harder, a real wolf won't quit No I'm not chief but I swear this is it And I would have had that pig's house blown into bits But my asthma was acting up, I had to sit Lucky for me, a wolf got his degree So I made up a plan to get all the piggies They'll think I'm beat and I'll fake a retreat Then, I'll jump on the roof and right down the chimney One pig said, "He stopped blowing his hot breath" They heard footsteps and knew what was next So they played their mixtape, got the fireplace lit Then they waited for Wolf to come in Pigs, I'm coming down the chimney, about to fatten up like Santa Claus Ah! Okay, the chimney's feeling kind of hot! All of you are lucky I'm going vegan Just wait 'til me and my pack come back again The end JTK